Miguel Cabrera really likes Jeff Conine. Rocky
says he and the DLB will win their second title.
I could get into all the time I spent studying for these predictions, or the countless mathematical equations I had to work through, or even the psychics contacted to give even more of an edge, but i wont lie to you. This is one man's overview of how I think the season will go. Please direct all comments and hate mail to Sal, he is used to it.
The number next to each team in ( ) is over/under win total on the year
See you in '08 or later
(3 teams in the Jeltz Divison here, only reason the Mob make the playoffs)
Blunted Stophers (6.5)
AC's Gun Show (5.5)
Bashful Satanists (7)
Norris Slum Lords (8)
Need a break (or a major trade) in '07
T-Baggers (9)
Elephant Balls (11)
Playoff seeds
Jeltz Division winner, overall #1 - MattroStars (17.5)
Thon Division winner, overall #2 - Daddy's Little Boys (16)
#3 seed - Hells Kitchen Herzogs (14)
#4 seed - Jackrabbits (13.5)
#5 seed - Isotopes (13)
#6 seed - Limerick Lynchmob (11.5)
1st round playoffs
'Topes over Rabbits
'Zogs over 'Mob
2nd round
'Topes over Stars - (shocking upset but when the Stars over-the-hill gang of SP go down back ups just won't get it done yet)
DLB over 'Zogs
Championship
The DLB will reclaim their title this year. After a down year (note: DLB down year in playoffs, Blunted down year 4 wins, so how down was it?) the DLB are reloaded and looking to take it all down. The 'Topes will put up a valiant effort and earn their 3rd straight finals appearance, but lack of SP will doom them in the finals.
- Rocky Pagnotta
4 comments:
Last time I checked Halladay, Oswalt, Harden (25 Ks in 13.5 IP this spring, be very afraid), Felix, Vazquez, Wainwright and Hensley were all 30 and under. We fill out our rotation with former Cy Young winners, we don't build around them. Good story though, keep 'em coming everyone.
obviously I love the predictions rock, nice job on the story. if we can add a bat and stay away from the injury bug I think my boys have a good chance to make it come true.
I must say I think the 'best bet' is the under on the Gun Show at 5.5. and thats with getting to play the stophers and the slum lords three times each.
Not bad predictions all in all.
Not bad predictions all in all.
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