Friday, February 20, 2009

The Unprotected


Soriano pulled up lame once he heard he could be expansion bound.

The player pool for the 2009 CWFLB Expansion Draft. Pete English's H Tree has decided on taking the first pick in the expansion draft. Chuck Trotter's Snapdragons will choose first in the supplemental draft. The player pool, by position (if I missed anything let me know):

CATCHERS (6)
Jeff Clement, Sea (AC)
Jarrod Saltalamacchia, Tex (AC)
Chris Iannetta, Col (Lords)
Ryan Doumit, Pit (Rabbit)
Bengie Molina, SF (Satan)
Taylor Teagarden, Tex (Topes)

FIRST BASE (6)
Nick Johnson, Was (AC)
Jorge Cantu, Fla (EBalls)
Derek Lee, ChC (Mob)
Carlos Delgado, NYM (Zogs)
Andy LaRoche, Pit (Zogs)

SECOND BASE (6)
Mike Aviles, KC (AC)
Rickie Weeks, Mil (Mob)
Kelly Johnson, Atl (Satan)
Howie Kendrick, LAA (Satan)
Dan Uggla, Fla (Stars)
Jose Lopez, Sea (TBag)

SHORTSTOP (8)
Reig Brignac, TB (AC)
Yunel Escobar, Atl (Blunt)
Michael Young, Tex (Lords)
Jhonny Peralta, Cle (Mob)
Rafael Furcal, LAD (TBag)
JJ Hardy, Mil (TBag)
Jed Lowrie, Bos (Stars)
Miguel Tejada, Hou (Stars)

THIRD BASE (11)
Angel Villalona, SF (AC)
Brandon Wood, LAA (Balls)
Ian Stewart, Col (Lords)
Aubrey Huff, Bal (Mob)
Chipper Jones, Atl (Mob)
Alex Gordon, KC (Rabbit)
Josh Fields, ChW (Satan)
Troy Glaus, StL (Satan)
Garrett Atkins, ChW (Stars)
Mike Lowell, Bos (Stars)
Chone Figgins, LAA (Zogs)

OUTFIELDERS
(41)
Rocco Baldelli, FA (AC)
Andruw Jones, Tex (AC)
Josh Willingham, Fla (AC)
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Rick Ankiel, StL (Blunt)
Milton Bradley, ChC (Blunt)
Carlos Gonzalez, Col (Blunt)
Pat Burrell, TB (Blunt)
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Jason Bay, Bos (DLB)
Carl Crawford, TB (DLB)
Vladimir Guerrero, LAA (DLB)
Alfonso Soriano, ChC (DLB)
Shane Victorino, Phi (DLB)
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Bobby Abreu, LAD (EBall)
Ken Griffey Jr., Sea (EBall)
Xavier Nady, NYY (EBall)
Gary Sheffield, NYY (EBall)
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JD Drew, Bos (Lords)
Chase Headley, SD (Lords)
Denard Span, Min (Lords)
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Conor Jackson, Ari (Mob)
Hunter Pence, Hou (Mob)
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Nelson Cruz, Tex (Rabbit)
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Johnny Damon, NYY (Satan)
Torii Hunter, LAA (Satan)
Adam Lind, Tor (Satan)
Nate McLouth, Pit (Satan)
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Corey Hart, Mil (Stars)
Ichiro Suzuki, Sea (Stars)
Jason Werth, Phi (Stars)
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Jermaine Dye, ChW (TBag)
Jacoby Ellsbury, Bos (TBag)
Colby Rasmus, StL (TBag)
Jose Tabata, Pit (TBag)
Delmon Young, Min (TBag)
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Andre Ethier, LAD (Topes)
Raul Ibanez, Sea (Topes)
Nick Swisher, NYY (Topes)
Vernon Wells, Tor (Topes)
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Brad Hawpe (Zogs)

UTILITY (2)
David Ortiz, Bos (DLB)
Travis Hafner, Cle (Rabbit)

STARTING PITCHERS (71)
Daniel Cabrera, Was (AC)
Jeremy Hellickson, TB (AC)
Eric Hurly, Tex (AC)
Will Inman, Mil (AC)
Scott Olsen, Fla (AC)
Carl Pavano, Cle (AC)
Tim Redding, NYM (AC)
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Scott Baker, Min (Blunt)
Bartolo Colon, ChW (Blunt)
Aaron Cook, Col (Blunt)
Armando Galarraga (Blunt)
Jair Jurrjens, Atl (Blunt)
Anibal Sanchez, Fla (Blunt)
Andy Sonnanstine, TB (Blunt)
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Kelvim Escobar, LAA (DLB)
Sean Gallagher, ChC (DLB)
Jeremy Guthrie, Bal (DLB)
JA Haap, Phi (DLB)
Edwin Jackson, Det (DLB)
Jason McDonald, LAD (DLB)
John Niese, NYM (DLB)
Ben Sheets, Mil (DLB)
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Zach Duke, Pit (EBall)
Jon Garland, Ari (EBall)
Tom Gorzelanny, Pit (EBall)
Braden Looper, Mil (EBall)
Barry Zito, SF (EBall)
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Dana Eveland, Oak (Lords)
Jeff Francis, Col (Lords)
Luke Hochevar, KC (Lords)
Ian Kennedy, NYY (Lords)
Jake McGee, TB (Lords)
Greg Smith, Oak (Lords)
Oliver Perez, NYM (Lords)
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Chris Carpenter, StL (Mob)
Gio Gonzalez, Oak (Mob)
Chien-Ming Wang, NYY (Mob)
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Jeremy Bonderman, Det (Rabbit)
Rich Hill, Bal (Rabbit)
Derek Lowe, Atl (Rabbit)
Manny Parra, Mil (Rabbit)
Kevin Slowey, Min (Rabbit)
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Joe Blanton, Phi (Satan)
Fausto Carmona, Cle (Satan)
Aaron Harang, Cle (Satan)
Dustin McGowan, Tor (Satan)
Jake Westbrook, Cle (Satan)
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Randy Johnson, SF (Stars)
Hideki Kuroda, LAD (Stars)
Brad Penny, Bos (Stars)
John Smoltz, Bos (Stars)
Jonathan Sanchez, SF (Stars)
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Bronson Arroyo, Cin (TBags)
Jason Hirsch, Col (TBags)
Franklin Morales, Col (TBags)
Brandon McCarthy, Tex (TBags)
Adam Miller, Cle (TBags)
Chris Volstad, Fla (TBags)
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Nate Blackburn, Min (Zogs)
Dave Bush, Mil (Zogs)
Justin Duchscherer, Oak (Zogs)
Gavin Floyd, ChW (Zogs)
Ted Lilly, ChC (Zogs)
Kyle Lohse, StL (Zogs)
Noah Lowry, SF (Zogs)
Mike Pelfrey, NYM (Zogs)
Anthony Reyes, Cle (Zogs)
Wandy Rodriguez, Hou (Zogs)
Jason Schmidt, SF (Zogs)
Chris Young, SD (Zogs)

RELIEF PITCHERS (31)
Yusmeiro Petit, Fla (AC)
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Trevor Hoffman, Mil (Blunt)
Jensen Lewis, Cle (Blunt)
Chris Ray, Tor (Blunt)
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Matt Capps (DLB)
Brad Lidge (DLB)
Joe Nathan (DLB)
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Francisco Cordero (EBalls)
Brian Wilson (EBalls)
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Phillip Aumont, Sea (Lords)
Frank Francisco, Tex (Lords)
Bobby Jenks, ChW (Lords)
Fernando Rodney, Det (Lords)
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BJ Ryan, Tor (Mob)
Jose Valverde, Ari (Mob)
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Kelly Gregg, ChC (Rabbit)
Matt Lindstrom, Fla (Rabbit)
Chris Perez, Stl (Rabbit)
T. Saito, Bos (Rabbit)
Brad Ziegler, Oak (Rabbit)
Joel Zumaya, Det (Rabbit)
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Brandon Lyon, Ari (Satan)
George Sherrill, Bal (Satan)
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Grant Balfour, TB (Stars)
Brian Fuentes, LAA (Stars)
JJ Putz, NYM (Stars)
Huston Street, Col (Stars)
Billy Wagner, NYM (Stars)
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Glen Perkins, Min (TBags)
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Troy Percival, TB (Topes)
Chad Qualls, Ari (Topes)
Todd Wellemeyer, StL (Topes)
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Chad Cordero, Was (Zogs)


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KEEPER LISTS


AC's Gun Show

1B - Carlos Pena, TB
3B - Mark Reynolds, Ari
OF - Lastings Milledge, Was
SP - Scott Kazmir, TB
SP - Jhouylis Chacin, Col
SP - Ian Snell, Pit
SP - Javier Vazquez, Atl
SP - Dontrelle Willis, Det
SP - Tim Hudson, Atl
SP - Shaun Marcum, Tor
(Min) SP - Brett Cecil, Tor
(Min) OF - Travis Snider, Tor
(Min) SP - Tim Alderson, SF


Bashful Satanists

1B - Jason Morneau, Min
SS - Jimmy Rollins, Phi
OF - Carlos Quentin, ChW
OF - Justin Upton, Ari
SP - Ryan Dempster, ChC
SP - Dan Haren, Ari
SP - Andrew Miller, Fla
RP - Brandon Morrow, Sea
SP - Brett Myers, Phi
SP - Ricky Nolasco, Fla
(Min) SP - Nick Adenhart, LAA
(Min) SS - Alicides Escobar, Mil
(Min) SP - Rick Porcello, Det


Brooklyn Blunted

C - Russell Martin, LAD
1B - Adrian Gonzalez, SD
2B - Brandon Phillips, Cin
SS - Alex Roidriguez, NYY
OF - Curtis Granderson, Det
OF - Nick Markakis, Bal
SP - Dice-K Matsuzaka, Bos
SP - Carlos Zambrano, ChC
SP/RP - Max Scherzer, Ari
RP - Joakim Soria, KC
(Min) 1B - Kila Ki'ahua, KC
(Min) SP - Carlos Carrasco, Phi
(Min) RP - Jeff Samardzjia, ChC


Daddy's Little Boys

C - Brian McCann, Atl
1B - Mark "Sexy Texy" Teixeira, NYY
SS - Stephen Drew, Ari
OF - Miguel Cabrera, Det
OF - BJ Upton, TB
SP - Chad Billingsley, LAD
SP - AJ Burnett, Tor
SP - John Danks, ChW
SP - CC Sabathia, NYY
SP - Johan Santana, NYM
(Min) SP - Derek Holland, Tex
(Min) OF - Andrew McCutcheon, Pit
(Min) SP - Jarrod "King Javier Vazquez Jr." Parker, Ari


Elephant Balls

2B - Ian Kinsler, Tex
SS - Derek Jeter, NYY
3B - David Wright, NYM
OF - Magglio Ordonez, ChW
SP - Erik Bedard, Sea
SP - Matt Cain, SF
SP - Matt Garza, TB
SP - Zack Greinke, KC
SP - Andy Pettitte, NYY
RP - Mariano Rivera, NYY
(Min) SP - Chuck Lofgren, Cle
(Min) SP - Deolis Guerra, Min
(Min) SP - Wade Davis, TB


Hell's Kitchen Herzogs

C - Victor Martinez, Cle
3B - Aramis Ramirez, ChC
SS - Troy Tulowitzki, Col
OF - Carlos Beltran, NYM
OF - Adam Jones, Bal
OF - Manny Ramirez, FA
SP - Cliff Lee, Cle
SP - Roy Oswalt, Hou
RP - Jonathan Papeldominator, Bos
RP - Kerry Wood, Cle
(Min) SP - Tommy Hanson, Atl
(Min) OF - Cameron Maybin, Fla
(Min) SP - Darryl Thompson, StL


Isotopes

1B - Albert Pujols, StL
2B - Robinson Cano, NYY
SS - Hanley Ramirez, Fla
3B - Ryan Zimmerman, Was
OF - Josh Hamilton, Tex
SP - Josh Beckett, Bos
SP - Gil Meche, KC
SP - Edinson Volquez, Cin
SP - Adam Wainwright, StL
RP - Francisco Rodriguez, NYM
(Min) SP - Homer Bailey, Cin
(Min) OF - Fernando Martinez, NYM
(Min) SP - Mark Prior, SD


Jackrabbits

1B - Ryan Howard, Phi
2B - Brian Roberts, Bal
SS - Jose Reyes, NYM
OF - Ryan Braun, Mil
OF - Matt Kemp, LAD
OF - Chris Young, Ari
SP - Cole Hamels, Phi
SP - Josh Johnson, Fla
SP - Francisco Liriano, Min
SP - Brandon Webb, Ari
(Min) 1B - Lars Anderson, Bos
(Min) SP - Jeremy Jeffress, Mil
(Min) 3B - Matt Gamel, Mil


Limerick Lynchmob

C - Giovanny Soto, ChC
1B - Joey Votto, Cin
1B/3B - Chris Davis, Tex
2B/SS - Alexei Ramirez, ChW
OF - Alex Rios, Tor
OF - Grady Sizemore, Cle
SP - Joba Chamberlain, NYY
SP - Jake Peavy, SD
SP - James Shields, TB
SP - Justin Verlander, Det
(Min) SP - Clay Buchholz, Bos
(Min) SP - Madison Bumgarner, SF
(Min) OF - Jason Heyward, Atl


MattroStars

C - Joe "The Natural" Mauer, Min
1B - Lance "Big Puma" Berkman, Hou
2B - Chase "Phucking" Utley, Phi
OF - Jay Bruce "Almighty", Cin
OF - Carlos "El Caballo" Lee, Hou
SP - Roy "Doc" Halladay, Tor
SP - "King" Felix Hernandez, Sea
SP - Rich "The Human DL" Harden, ChC
SP - Clayton "Kid K" Kershaw, LAD
SP - Yovani Gallardo, Mil
(Min) SP - Neftali Feliz, Tex
(Min) OF - Mike Stanton, Fla
(Min) SP - Chris Tillman, Bal


Norris Slum Lords

1B - Prince Fielder, Mil
2B - Dustin Pedroia, Bos
3B - Kevin Youkilis, Bos
OF - Adam Dunn, Cin
OF - Matt Holliday, Oak
SP - Phillip Hughes, NYY
SP - Ubaldo Jiminez, Col
SP - Joe Saunders, LAA
SP - Jered Weaver, LAA
RP - Carlos Marmol, ChC
(Min) SP - Brett Anderson, Oak
(Min) SP - Michael Bowden, Bos
(Min) OF - Matt LaPorta, Cle


The T-Baggers

1B - Jason Loney, LAD
3B - Evan Longoria, TB
OF - Ryan Ludwick, StL
OF - Billy Butler, KC
SP - Johnny Cueto, Cin
SP - John Lackey, LAA
SP - John Lester, Bos
SP - Tim Lincecum, SF
SP - Ervin Santana, LAA
RP - Jonathan Broxton, LAD
(Min) SP - Trevor Cahill, Oak
(Min) SP - David Price, TB
(Min) C - Matt Wieters, Bal

*all nicknames sent by owners were left in

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

BLUNTED WHAT!!!